My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
Jimmy CarrI am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
Jimmy CarrI live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.
Jimmy CarrAfter a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.
Jimmy Carr