My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.