In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.
Jimmy CarrI like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Jimmy CarrLike most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
Jimmy CarrI worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.
Jimmy Carr