I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.