My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
I don't see myself as offending people.
My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.
I pay what I have to and not a penny more.
I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested.