I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.

Say what you want about the deaf.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.