I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.