I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.