You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

How many airports are there in the world?

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.