Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.