Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.