Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?