I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!