I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.