My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

How many airports are there in the world?

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.