The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.