The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.