The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.