Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.
Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.
Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.