I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

How many airports are there in the world?

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.