I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
Jimmy CarrA lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'
Jimmy CarrAll comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.
Jimmy CarrOnce I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
Jimmy Carr