I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
Jimmy CarrIt's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.
Jimmy CarrSaying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
Jimmy Carr