A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'
Jimmy CarrI did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
Jimmy CarrI am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
Jimmy Carr