I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

I don't see myself as offending people.

If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!