Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.