I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
Jimmy CarrBoxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
Jimmy CarrThere was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?
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