Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses." He said "What? Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once." I said "No, they are like buses!"

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

Say what you want about the deaf.