Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.