Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.