The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

Say what you want about the deaf.

I don't see myself as offending people.