I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.