I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.