I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I don't see myself as offending people.

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.