I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

How many airports are there in the world?

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses." He said "What? Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once." I said "No, they are like buses!"