I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.