Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.
I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.