I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.
Jimmy CarrI'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.
Jimmy CarrA big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."
Jimmy Carr