I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.