I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
Jimmy CarrI like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Jimmy CarrI was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses." He said "What? Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once." I said "No, they are like buses!"
Jimmy Carr