Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.