You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.
Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.
I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.