I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"