Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.