Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.