How many airports are there in the world?

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.