No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.