How many airports are there in the world?

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.