How many airports are there in the world?

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

Say what you want about the deaf.

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.