I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.
Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.