A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.