Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.
Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.
I don't see myself as offending people.
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.