I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.