Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.