I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.
Jimmy CarrBoxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
Jimmy CarrMy dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
Jimmy Carr