It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.