It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.