I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.