My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

Say what you want about the deaf.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.