My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.