My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.