If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

Say what you want about the deaf.

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.