I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!