I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.