I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.