I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?