I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Say what you want about the deaf.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it