Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.

All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.