Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

How many airports are there in the world?

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.