You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!