You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.