I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.
Jimmy CarrLike most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
Jimmy CarrI think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.
Jimmy Carr