The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol