All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.
I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested.
Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"