All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

I don't see myself as offending people.

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.