I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.