On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.