I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.