My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.