Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK. I am not going to bow to political correctness.
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.