Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
Joan RiversI think we all in comedi business, especially when we reach a certain age, are divas up to a point. I love when a limousine comes for me, I can't lie about that. I love when you go to a restaurant and they say, "Come this way, Miss Rivers," and you get a good table. I love all that, the perks that come with the business.
Joan Rivers