I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'