I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.