In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
You donโt marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.