Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.