Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.

The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.