She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.