The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?

I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

I’m never without a bandage.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.