Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
Run scared ... and they never catch you.
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.
I hate reality shows that are not reality.
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.