I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."
I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.