Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.