Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

Self-pity shortens your life.