Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

I was my own buddy in camp.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.

Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.

In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.