if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!