if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.