I think we all in comedi business, especially when we reach a certain age, are divas up to a point. I love when a limousine comes for me, I can't lie about that. I love when you go to a restaurant and they say, "Come this way, Miss Rivers," and you get a good table. I love all that, the perks that come with the business.

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.