I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.