I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK. I am not going to bow to political correctness.

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.