I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others