Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.