The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
moving on is a gift you give yourself.
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"