Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
Every television show you go on is a choice.