I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.