I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.

People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

What we do is a calling...we make people happy.