[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.