Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.