Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

With this face, I need all the deals I can get.