Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.